Our Fave Dogs...Innit

DUSTIN

THE SAMOYED

You may recognise Dustin as he was the original drummer out of Coldplay. Unfortunately, due to creative differences with Chris Martin ( never bring it up with him ) he left the band and concentrated on mostly chasing squirrels around the park.

KYGO

THE BADGER DOG

Not much is known about Kygo as he only converses in French. All we can confirm is that his favourite drink is a blue WKD and he has small tribal tattoo on his lower back. Oh and his mum was probably a badger. I mean, look at him. Definitely half badger.

ELROW

THE POMSKY

Elrow is a bit of a paradox as although she is very friendly and has time for everyone she meets, she insists on wearing real fur (usually her own). This obviously can cause friction at parties.

SIDNEY

THE BOTTOMLESS SPRINGADOR

Sidney enjoys 50's era hard-bop jazz, German expressionist cinema and those really cheap oven pizzas you get from the Co-Op. He dislikes hoovers and believes man has never been to the moon.