As heard on : “Noun, Adjective or Verb?” by Andie Space & The Star Boyz
Reason to buy : Sometimes you need one of those reverb pedals that just has one knob, right? Wrong, you big bloody reverberated coward! What you actually need is a dual core, 32 bit powered, spatial mothership with an all analogue signal path that allows you to conjure some of the most mesmerising reverb tones ever committed to your front room! This digital demigod has so much processing power that it'll even give your local pub quiz champion a run for his incredibly lonely money. Hall reverbs? Easy. Plate reverbs? You betcha. Serene reverbs? We have no idea what that means but once you've dialled in a pleasing tone you can even save it as a preset. Oh it also runs in stereo, which will impress your mates.
Reason not to buy : You may start to ask questions like “Yeah but how much processing power does it have?” in everyday situations. You know, like going out to buy a new toaster or meeting up with someone you just met on Tinder.
Fun fact : Reverb was first invented by the ancient Mayans in order to make whiney indie rock music of the time more palatable for the listener…