Hilbish Design Compressimiser

As heard on : “My Latest Squeeze” by Terry Tighthand & The Slippery Bits
Reason to buy : So you can finally prove to your Grandad that compressor pedals are not just “secret tonal weapons” for well spoken guitarists called David from 1977… If King Buzzo uses a compressor then we should all use compressors. Shut your mouth old man.
Reason not to buy : All compressors do nothing.
Fun fact : Not only can The Compressimiser compress your guitar tone, but it also works on bass guitar, synth and JPEG files. However please bear in mind that one of those last statements maybe untrue.

Controls : Squeeze, Level

Weight : 848g

Size : 15cm x 10cm x 4.5cm

Power : 9v 100ma Centre Negative